The Fart: Martin Luther king's Last Message

I was so bored that I came up with this hilarious skit. It's Martin Luther King's last message before his death.

The Fart,

It has been man’s best friend for millennia past and millennia to come.

Used by the great Pharaohs of Egypt, the emperors of China, the Queens of England to relieve themselves of their political exertions.
Even the presidents of the United States made their ‘Presidential Farts’ or ‘First Farts’ in the Oval Office.

Within seconds of its release, it can transform a large quiet room into a hall of pandemonium.

Within seconds of its release, it can cause laughter in a room where laughter was never tolerated.

There are the loud farts. They are the funniest and fiercest.

There are the silent farts, exuded from the buttocks in a low hissing tone. Do not undermine its capability. For it is the deadliest fart known to man.

It can cause a thousand warriors to flee. Cause a hundred doves to fall to the ground.

Perhaps, if harnessed correctly, it could become the most dangerous bioweapon ever created.

The fart.

What would we DO without it?

How would we LIVE without it?

What would we BE without it?

Brethren, I urge you all to DO the fart, LIVE the fart, and BE the fart. For I pray that one day, all nations, all leaders, and all peoples, will drop their differences and fart together as one!

                                                                                                                                                        - - Martin Luther King Jr.

-           - Martin Luther king